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Alexa loves to fuck. She's in the wrong place.
Like we've said before, some girls are so hot and sexy that not not even the Loser can fuck them up. Such is the case with Alexa, a 5'6", 125 pound brunette from San Bernadino, California.
"Why are you here?" the Loser asks.
"I like to fuck," she answers.
And the Loser says, "Well, this is the right place to be."
Well, not exactly, but like we said, just keep the camera on Alexa, make sure the lighting is reasonably good (a challenge for the Loser, always), and keep the camera from shaking (another challenge) and there's no way you can fuck things up with this girl.
She takes off her clothes. She's wearing a white top with no bra. "Are you ready to suck some dick?" the Loser asks.
Hey, good question!
The action begins. Alexa looks right into the camera while she's sucking dick deep. The Loser fucks up half the camera angles, but the other half save the scene. Alexa never stops moaning with pleasure, and we'd like to say that's because the Loser is fucking her good, but we all know that's not the reason. We know the reason. She said it earlier. "I like to fuck."
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The Porn Loser is proud to present a barely-legal, 18-year-old California girl with measurements of 34-24-34 and an eagerness to fuck that's unmatched by most women twice her age. She's a brunette with a tight, cute body, nice, firm tits and a shaved pussy. She's wearing black, sexy, lace tights and a pink lingerie top. This girl is a winner.
The Loser? He's just a loser. As usual, he has a hard time getting it up, and Kandi has to work real hard-harder than any 18-year-old hottie should have to work-to get him hard. But she does because she wants his dick.
In this scene, it's hard to tell who's the inexperienced 18-year-old. The lighting? Garbage. The pre-fuck interview? Loser doesn't know what to ask her. The camerawork is shaky even by Porn Loser standards. Half the time, her head is cropped off when she's riding his cock. But don't worry, fellas: The Loser's legs and feet are fully in the frame.
As usual, the girl saves the day with some ferocious fucking that makes you realize, "This girl's got a future, as long as it involves sex." Kandi's pussy squishes oh-so-nicely when the Loser is fucking her, and fortunately, his on-camera mic picks it up. Of course, the camera picks up lots of other things, too, such as the other cameras in the room, but teenage Kandi seems to be able to put all of those things out of her mind.
"Oh, I'm gonna cum!" she screams.
"Oh, fuck me!" she begs.
There's no substitute for youth.
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Does your daddy know what you're doing?
Jordan, a 5'8", 128-pound, blue-eyed blonde from Kansas has a story.
"My parents have been swingers for a long time," the 21-year-old beauty
explains. "I wanted to do Playboy, so I figured, Why not try porn?"
That makes no sense at all. Playboy isn't porn. But the Loser doesn't pick
up on that. Or maybe he does and, for a change, decides to be smart and say
nothing. But then he makes his usual mistake: He asks her what would happen
if her father found out.
Mercifully, the pre-fuck interview finally ends, and Jordan gets down on her knees and suck the Loser's cock, and, as usual, he takes forever to get it up but finally does. The camera work in this scene is typical Loser-off-the-set shots, views of his legs when we want to see her pussy, shots of his ass when he's fucking her missionary-but you know what they say: You gotta take the bad with the good.
The bad: Loser.
The very good: Jordan. Her beautiful tits jiggle and jiggle while he fucks
her in the missionary position, and this view alone is enough to make us
want to forgive the Loser all of his faults.
Bottom line: Jordan cums. Loser cums. And so do we.
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You flattie lovers out there are gonna love this one. The girl's name is Kylie Richards, she's 20 years old and from Pasadena, California, and she has absolutely no tits at all. Yep, she's nothing but nipple, and she's cute as can be with a very pretty face and a perfect little ass. Where does the "Loser” find these girls? One thing you gotta say about this guy: He might not know what to do with the girls once he finds them, but he definitely knows how to find them.
Anyway, when this scene opens, Kylie seems very nervous. She's jittery, as all first-timers should be, and the "Loser” does absolutely nothing to put her at ease. The thing we love about Kylie is that she's so real. Her bra and panties are normal-girl bra and panties, not stripper/porn star bra and panties.
But once she gets down to fucking—once the "Loser's” cock comes out—she proves that she's not a normal girl. She has the makings of a star. She sucks his cock deep and lustily, and when the "Loser” sticks his dick in her, she moans loudly because she's enjoying it. Before long, it seems as if Kylie has overcome her nerves, and she's done it by doing what comes naturally. Or cums naturally. Whatever.
The "Loser” has found another winner.
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Welcome back to PornLoser.com, home of the only man in the world who can have a beautiful, young woman say to him, "I'm a nympho,"and not ask for details. The nympho in question is Kelsey Michaels, a 5'3" 105-pound brunette from Nashville, Tennessee. In what ways is she a nympho? What are some of her nympho adventures? If you brush up against her, will her pussy start juicing? We don't get the answers to any of those questions because the Loser doesn't bother asking them.
There are many things we can say about Kelsey. She's sexy, horny, has a beautiful body and can really suck a cock.
There's one thing we can say about the Loser: He got a new couch. And it's a beauty!
This time, let's focus a little more on the girl and a little less on the Loser. First off, Kelsey is a flattie, and a lot of guys like that. Like we said, she's a very good cock sucker, and she does nice things with her lips during the deep-sucking motion, stuff that cushions the cock shaft during the up and down motion. Seems that at the young age of 18, she's already learned to keep her teeth out of the way, which is something that's hard for guys to imagine doing (considering that teeth are, in most cases, attached to the rest of the mouth). She moans sweetly while she's riding the Loser's cock. Her fuck shoes are a nice addition to the package, and the Loser is smart enough to have her keep them on throughout the scene. Or maybe he didn't realize she was wearing them. Finally, her ass looks shapely and fuckable in all positions.
One more thing about Kelsey: She seems to be totally unaware of the cameras. That's a good thing because in this scene, we really get the feeling that we're eavesdropping on two people having sex.
Kelsey really starts getting into it near the end, and the Loser puts in one of his better performances, even fucking her hard in the piledriver position before shooting his load. Overall, a good show.
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As "Porn Loser" girls go, Tori is as horny as they come. The amazing part is that she stays horny throughout the scene, even when the Loser is fucking her. Even when he has to interrupt her doggie-style pussy poking to adjust one of the cameras, leaving her without a cock in her cunt and us with, thankfully, a view of her ass, pussy and asshole, courtesy of a secondary camera.
Tori is 5'5", 128 pounds of fun from Minnesota (she's now living in Los Angeles). She has green eyes, brown hair, measures 34-28-36 and smiles and giggles a lot, especially when she's talking about sex. We've rarely seen a girl this enthusiastic, especially prior to her first scene.
"I always have these crazy ideas about sex, and I masturbate like crazy," she tells us. "I'm really sexually open."
We find out how wild and crazy she is even before she goes down on the Loser's cock. Even the way Tori takes off her top and skirt seems to scream, "Fuck me," as she squats on the floor, as if she were waiting for the Loser to bring over his cock. He doesn't, but she goes on with her striptease, doing more stripping than teasing.
"I want to make you real hard," she says.
That's easier said than done with the Loser, who doesn't respond the way 99.9% of the hetero male world would as Tori proceeds to give him a great blow job: hands-free, deep into the mouth, making smacking noises when the cock leaves her mouth, asking,"Do you like that?" Licking and slurping up and down on his cock, making humming noises, licking his balls. Finally, the Loser responds, but just when she's got some good wood to suck, he invites her to jump on top of his cock, something he never does.
"Do you like my pussy?" Tori asks.
The camera fuck-up happens a few minutes later, but by that point, we're so turned-on by Tori that we forget who's fucking her. Oh, yeah. The Loser. Ya had to remind us?
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Ya gotta hand it to the Loser. He finds some good ones.
This time, we have Heather Anne, an 18-year-old brunette from Las Vegas who tells us, "I used to work at a strip club." Say what? Used to when? She's only 18, for goodness sakes!
After the Loser smartly decides not to take that line of questioning any further, Heather reveals that she stopped stripping because she couldn't dance. But, as you're about to see, she can definitely fuck.
Our favorite part of this video is when Heather is blowing the Loser's cock and her hair starts getting in the way. She kindly asks, "Could you pull my hair back?" knowing that with her hair in the way, we can't see the dick going in and out of her mouth. Obviously, Heather knows what she's doing.
As cute, little pieces of ass go, Heather's right at the top of our list. Five-foot-three but long legs, 105 pounds, 34-24-32, tight little body, B-cup tits. Hey, she's only 18. She's in mint condition!
So, after the Loser reminds Heather that she should be nervous, and after Heather tells us that her father, of all people, knows what she's doing, the sucking and fucking starts, and it's definitely worth a jack.
And by the way, Heather Anne, honey? You don't have to know how to dance to be a stripper.
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If you ever wondered what it would be like to see a girl fucking on a couch that's floating through outer space, this scene is for you. The Loser screws up the lighting so badly in this scene that it looks like Aubrey is getting fucked into a black hole. We also get a good look at the Loser's ass when he's trying to cum on her face. Those of you who are into man-ass will love it.
Ah, but we should stop begin so negative, especially since this scene features a young, sexy, corn-fed Midwestern chick getting fucked on camera for the first time. Aubrey Lee is a 20-year-old, blue-eyed, strawberry blonde from Wisconsin, and the best thing about her is that she looks like the girl next door. In fact, as she tells us during the pre-fuck interview, the first time she'd ever been on a plane was when she flew out to California to fuck the Loser.
Perhaps she had dreams of big-screen glory. Perhaps she fantasized about getting the star treatment: a limo at the airport, hair and makeup by a professional stylist, a director who knew enough to turn off the camera when a dog started barking in the background.
But there was none of that for Aubrey Lee. Just some Loser fumbling with his camera while he tried to fuck her.
Successfully, we might add. It would be impossible not to get it up for Aubrey...who, by the way, has her kinky side. Give the Loser credit for this much: He finds hot chicks.
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Lexi is a little one: five-feet, 106 pounds, 32-24-32, B-cup tits. She's a dirty blonde, and we mean that literally and figuratively.
Lexi isn't much of a talker. At first, she seems shy... reserved. But then she starts working on the Loser's cock and makes slurping noises. And the harder and faster she sucks, the more noise she makes, and before long, she's licking up and down his shaft and sucking even harder. You know how the Loser sometimes takes his time getting hard? Not this time. He's hard in a hurry, and for good reason. Lexi simply doesn't take "soft cock" for an answer. Slurp-slurp-gargle-gargle-slurp-lick-gargle. Very enjoyable.
The fucking in this scene is great. At least what you're seeing of it is great. Unfortunately, more than half of the footage ended up on the cutting-room floor because of bad lightning and the Loser's usual shaky camera work. Lexi gets her first pro dicking and the Loser cums on her face, but we're here to tell you that as videography goes, this was anything but HD. Still, there's enough here to get the job done.
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The Loser spends the first portion of this scene trying to convince Chelsie that she should be nervous and that everyone she's ever known in her entire life is going to find out about this. He seems to be trying to talk her out of doing the scene, which is amazing considering she's one hot piece of ass–beautiful face, tight body, blonde hair, green eyes–and he paid her only $800.
Yeah, you read that right! $800! A chick like Chelsie should've added a few zeroes onto that to let a guy like the Loser fuck her.
"What makes you think you can do this?" the Loser asks her.
What makes the Loser think he can do this when we have hard proof that he can't?
So, after the Loser fails to convince Chelsie that she shouldn't take the money and shouldn't do the scene, she gets down on her knees and gives him a very enthusiastic blow job. And the rest is history.
As the scene continues and the Loser manages to pound Chelsie with his reasonably hard cock, we are left to ponder the big questions of life: What won't some chicks do to get into porn? How lucky are we to live in a world in which hot chicks will let total losers fuck them? And, isn't the pussy a wonderful thing?
Loser finishes fucking her and cums on Chelsie's face. All for $800. Bargain.
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Our mothers used to tell us, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything." The Loser's mother should have told him, "If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything." But the Loser was never told this. Or maybe he was and he didn't listen.
So here's the situation, fellas. Put yourself in the Loser's shoes: You have a sexy, 22-year-old redhead sitting on your couch. She's wearing a red, strapless top and a short, black skirt that's slit all the way up her leg. She's in your house because she wants to fuck. That's the only reason she's there. But she seems a little nervous. So what would you do?
Put her at ease? Try to calm her down? Make her laugh? Talk about sex? That's what we would do.
But what does the Loser do? He asks Andi about her friends and relatives back home. He asks, "What're you gonna do if they find out?"
In other words, the thing she's probably most nervous about is the thing he decides to ask her about. Way to put the girl at ease, Loser.
But he doesn't stop there.
"Nervous?" he asks her.
"A little," Andi says.
"That's okay," Loser says. "So am I."
At this point, it's a miracle the scene ever gets shot, but give Andi, who's a paramedic, all the credit. She uses her mouth to resuscitate what should be a disaster and works his cock nicely. Even when the phone rings–hasn't the Loser ever heard of turning off the ringer while shooting a scene?–she keeps going until he drops his load on her face.
At least he's good for something.
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Every dog has his day. Even the Loser.
One of the best things that can be said about the Loser is he's not cheap. Unlike most Ordinary Joes who can afford only one camera, the Loser works with at least three, maybe four. So he's a well-financed loser. Good thing, too, because among our video editor's notes regarding the raw footage of this video included these gems: "Blow job. We don't see much at first as he is soft." "Blow job. All we get to see is her back." "Cum shot on the face but he blocks most of the shot. We only see her chin being cum on." So, quantity makes up for lack of quality, and when you add it all up, the Loser's videos are jackable. Especially when the babe being fucked is Adriana, a tiny blonde (just 98 pounds) from Phoenix, Arizona. In all fairness, the Loser does some good things in this scene, like keeping the camera steady during the pre-fuck interview (something he almost never does) and giving us some nice looks at her fine ass clad in tight jeans.
But losers will be losers, and the Loser is a loser. A smooth talker he's not. The guy seems to have no idea what to ask Adriana during the interview, stumbling over his words. Then, when she's chowing down on his hard-on, what happens? Dogs start barking in the background. And what the hell is he trying to shoot when she's riding him reverse-cowgirl and he has the camera high up in the air, pointed down?
There are plenty of good moments, though, most of them provided by sexy, slutty Adriana who moans, "Oh, baby, it feels so good. Fuck me! Fuck me!" as her tight little pussy gets plowed. A compliment for the Loser? Or is Adriana simply being nice?
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At the beginning of this scene, Cosette, a 23-year-old college student with reddish hair and pigtails, tells us, "This is gonna help me pay my way through school." Now that's the kind of thing we like to hear!
At this point, we'd love to hear about where Cosette is going to college. We'd love to hear about her co-ed adventures. Maybe whether she's ever fucked one of her professors. Does the Loser ask any of those questions? Of course not.
"So, you have no problem with people finding out about this," he asks. "Parents know? Friends know?" And, once again, we're left wondering, Why does he ask these questions?
Fortunately, Cosette is so eager to make a fuck film that even the Loser's downer real-life intrusions can't de-hornify her.
"Are you nervous?" he asks her as she takes off her clothes, probably making her more nervous with the question. Questions the Loser could ask: "How old were you when you lost your virginity?" "What's your favorite position?" "What's your favorite thing about sex?" "Is there any way you'd fuck me if I wasn't paying you?"
Okay, even he's not going to ask that last question.
There's no way in Cosette's wildest fantasies that she imagined her first scene would be with such a loser. The good news, of course, is that she wants to be a star, and that means she tries hard, and that means we get a great scene, complete with Cosette gagging herself on the Loser's cock.
Cosette is the reason we love amateur porn.
The Loser is the reason these things are sometimes best left to the pros.
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In the world of the Loser, all women are the same. They get asked the same questions. They get asked to do the same things before the fucking starts. "Does anybody know you're here?" "Why are you here?" "Can you take your clothes off?"
So, here we have Allison Pierce, a 22-year-old from Texas. Five-feet-six, 115 pounds blue eyes, blonde hair. Smiles a lot. Giggles a lot. "I'm excited. Kinda nervous," she says. Now, at this point, it might be nice to find out something about her. Maybe find out what makes her different from some of the Loser's other girls. But the Loser is a total Loser. He can't think on his feet, he can't put a rap on the girl, he can't have a conversation with her, he can't treat her like a real human being. Good grief!
So, as usual, it's left to the girl to save the scene, and Allison is up to the task. Deep-throating, eyes always on the camera. Allison's cock-sucking skills are a thing of beauty. The Loser doesn't deserve her, especially when she licks his balls...eyes, again, looking directly into the camera. Nervous? She sure doesn't seem nervous.
Neither does the Loser, who can't help but keep it hard throughout the scene.
One thing we really love: When Allison is getting fucked doggy style, her hair gets messy and starts flying all over the place. In pro porn, they would've fixed her up, made it seem as if a girl's hair stays perfect when she's fucking. In amateur porn like this, the sex looks real because it is. We even get a nice view of the Loser's cock penetrating her pussy from behind. The lighting is perfect, as is the focus and the camera angle.
Must have been a mistake.
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Remi doesn't mind doing the work when it comes to fucking, but you've got to earn it first. How do you do that? Follow this guy's example by fondling and sucking her perky tits till her nipples are hard as pencil erasers. Then lick her pussy like it's the last ice cream cone on earth. After that, Remi will gladly get down on her knees to suck and jerk your dripping cock. When it's time to fuck, she'll get on top and do all the work with her pussy so you can lay back and enjoy the ride.
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Young Kalee is home alone while her parents are away. She's lying in the backyard in a sexy, little bikini, enjoying the sun when she catches her neighbor spying on her over the fence. She calls him over to find out what he's up to, then sparks fly and it becomes apparent what they'd both like to get up to. Sunbathing always makes girls horny, so she invites him inside for a glass of lemonade. But fuck the drinks, they'd rather be screwing, so a minimum of small talk leads to a maximum of cock sucking and hard screwing that gets both of them what they're after.
Fuck her while you have the chance, Loser!
Ashley is so little that she makes the Loser's cock look huge. Now that's little! Her mouth is so small that she's barely able to wrap her lips around his tool, She makes him look like John Holmes! In our opinion, at this point, the Loser should've shut down the camera and asked her to marry him.
Of course, she would've said no. Ashley is young (just 18). She's sexy. She's beautiful. She's definitely not desperate. She's saving up for college, and if fucking and sucking the Loser is the best way for her to pay her tuition, we're all for it.
By the way, she's from North Dakota, and we can't remember the last time we heard of a porn starlet coming from North Dakota. The Loser might have thought to ask her about that.
The opening minutes of this scene contain the usual Loser gems, like him asking her to take off her clothes by saying, "Let's take a look at what we're working with here," as if Ashley were a tool he just bought from Home Depot. Stuff like that makes us realize the real reason the Loser tried to become a porn director: It's the only way he'll ever get laid.
The Loser manages to fuck Ashley in a variety of positions. He cums on her face. The Loser has his scene. Ashley goes off to fame, fortune and college. Everybody wins, especially the Loser, who goes to bed that night thinking he has a big cock.
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The Loser Bags A Stunning Babe
A little over a minute into this video, Gem takes off her top and skirt, revealing a super-tight, super-curvy body in a black bra and sexy matching panties. At this point, a normal man would express some admiration for Gem--or as the Loser always refers to it, "what we're working with here." But not the Loser, who doesn't say a word, leaving Gem to stand there awkwardly, waiting for some glimmer of approval. Finally, when Gem has all of her clothes off, the Loser says, "Awesome. Great body. Very hot." But it seems like too little, too late, especially for a hot piece of ass like Gem.
A few basic facts about Gem. She's from England. She's 21 years old. This is her first scene. She's 165 centimeters tall and weights 54 kilos. That's 5'4”, 119 pounds for those of you in the United States side of the pond. She's a little girl, but she apparently has a big mouth because she practically throats the Loser, which might not be saying much but is definitely saying something. A nice added touch is how Gem sucks the Loser's rod through his boxers. This girl definitely has a future.
The Loser clearly has no future as a porn director or videographer, as this scene clearly proves. He sets back the art of P.O.V. Videography two-dozen years with some camera work that takes us right out of the action or too close to the action. But, as usual, there's enough here to keep us jacking. The blow job scene. The way Gem looks at the camera. Her shaved pussy, which really deserves better. But, hey, this is amateur stuff, right? And if we wanted pro-amateur porn, there's plenty of that out there. So, the Loser gets the job done, the girl gets laid and has a scene to add to her resume and we get off. So who's complaining?
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Kara is excited about having moved into a new condo. Her guy is horny. She wants to put up curtains and tidy the place. He wants to christen it. She tells him to focus on tidying up. He says he is focused...on getting some. A little bit of pussy fingering under her shorts and a few well-placed kisses from her horny guy convince Kara that, perhaps, they can take a short break. To get her in the mood, her guy pulls down her shorts and panties and does a little eating at the Y. So Kara says "screw the chores...screw me!" They strip, she licks and sucks his prick and they get to fucking on the sofa and beyond.
Young Lola is surprised when she finds that a different instructor has turned up for her weekly piano lesson. She loves his accent and thinks he's way sexier than her usual guy. They run through the basics as he finds out what she knows. But she soon makes it obvious that she knows that she wants to fuck. She tells him that she hasn't had sex in a week, and that's way too long. Being the good lad that he his, the instructor says "fuck the piano,” and happily lets Lola exercise her fingers–and her lips–on his dick, then gives her some one-on-one instruction in fucking.
Hopeful Ann is setting up a yard sale in her front yard. But as her first potential customer–a bit of a stud–tells her bluntly, she is selling "crap." But could Ann suddenly have something else in mind? She invites the guy inside to see something else she has for sale, and takes him to her bedroom where she retrieves a hummingbird sex toy from her nightstand. He says he might be interested in buying it, but he doesn't really know how it works. So, Ann gives him a demonstration that gets her hot and, of course, leads to some intense cock sucking and heavy-duty fucking. Ann does get a facial salute... but no sale.
Sisters Jessica and Sunny share an apartment. Jessica is anxiously awaiting the arrival of her new boyfriend when she gets an emergency call to go in to work. She leaves, telling Sunny that she'll be at least an hour, and asking her to entertain her boyfriend till she returns. Well, Sunny takes that a little too literally. When the guy arrives, Sunny invites him in to wait. They start flirting immediately as he first checks out Sunny's paintings then starts checking out Sunny. She tells him she's the wild sister, then proceeds to prove it by sucking his cock and fucking him hard and long. What her sister doesn't know won't hurt her.
Rio is just chilling on her bed when her boyfriend walks in with his video camera. He wants to make a hot movie, but she's not really into it. But his powers of persuasion are good, and it's not very long till she's totally in the mood and posing and stripping for him. Of course, getting naked around her man starts Rio thinking about other things, so when he strips, too, and asks for a little oral lovin' she is happy to oblige because she knows that one thing leads to another. So, after sucking on his dick awhile, she gets herself well and truly fucked...and everybody's happy.
When a guy's girlfriend sends him upstairs to talk to her 18-year-old daughter who has been playing up, he goes up grudgingly, not knowing what he's in for. The door to her bedroom is cracked open, and she is half naked on her bed, working her pussy with a vibrator. He watches for a bit then, just as he's going, she calls him in. He tries to get out of the room, but she threatens to tell about his peeping if he doesn't do what she wants, which is let her suck his cock and then ride his dick. He soon finds out that her teenage mouth and her teenage cunt are better than her mom's.
Amai Liu is home alone when her older brother's best friend comes a callin' to visit him. She invites him in to wait, then takes him upstairs to her parents' bedroom and comes clean... her brother won't be home for a couple of hours; she's had a crush on her visitor for ages, and she wants to samples his cock because she's heard that he makes all his girlfriends happy in the sack. No guy would refuse his buddy's little sis, so, next thing, she's sucking his cock and then spreading her legs to test his sexual skills first hand. She soon finds out that what she's heard her brother talking about is all true.